

72 minutes of SOV chaos where the monsters look like rejected Muppets with anger issues.
Mysterious experiments are going on at the Biogen 4 Research Labs. And now, those experiments...are loose! Monsters...creatures...hungry for flesh and blood.
Practical Effects
Creatures that look like they fought the budget and lost.
Acting
Dale Wilson plays four roles, possibly by accident.

Director
Joe Sherlock
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Jackey Neyman Jones played Debbie in the legendary so-bad-it's-good MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE, making this her return to micro-budget horror decades later.
Joe Sherlock directed over 30 SOV horror films, operating in that sacred zone where passion completely outpaces resources — THINGS 5 exists because someone, somewhere, demanded four more THINGS.