Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!
Writing
Title alone commits to the bit harder than the script.
Production
Budget visibly weeping in every frame of 'noir' lighting.
Director
Tim McDonald
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Seka was one of the biggest adult stars of the era; this was her 'mainstream' parody phase.
The title spoofs both 'The Maltese Falcon' AND 'Body Heat'—maximum 1981 energy, minimum legal clearance.
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