A six year old boy brings home a piece of schoolwork that provokes his parents to question his sexual orientation, and their own, with disastrous and hilarious results.
Acting
Patrick Brammall's escalating panic is masterclass physical comedy.
Writing
Every line doubles down on the misunderstanding perfectly.

Director
Christopher Stollery
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
The title's deliberate spelling ('dik') mirrors how Australian primary schools often teach phonetic spelling before standardized forms—making the misunderstanding painfully plausible.
Director Christopher Stollery specifically cast Brammall after seeing his ability to 'panic silently' in theatre; the crowded dinner party scene was shot in a single six-minute take to capture authentic escalation.