

Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
Acting
Gary Cole somehow keeping his dignity intact
Practical Effects
Blood spatter that looks like marinara sauce
Director
Matt Jespersen
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
The directors also made the Mormon missionary horror comedy 'The Saratov Approach' in the same year, proving they have a very specific niche.
This arrived during the 2010s Twilight backlash, when every indie studio rushed out their own sexy vampire satire—most landed like this one.