A vampire allergic to blood protects a killer pie from Satanists. Peak cinema.
In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that wants to use the powers of this deadly pie to revive the dead and enslave the world.
Practical Effects
The Vampie puppet deserves an Oscar fight me
Costume
Azure's thrifted goth looks are accidentally iconic
Writing
Dialogue that sounds AI-generated by a stoner
Director
Melissa Tracy
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Director Melissa Tracy reportedly made this for under $50K, which explains why the Vampie has more screen presence than some humans.
This played the midnight circuit for years because audiences treat it like The Room with fangs—ironically beloved, genuinely rewatchable.
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