

One man. One paperweight. Infinite corporate hell.
A man's life is upended by increasingly threatening phone calls demanding he leave a review for a paperweight purchased online.
Writing
Every escalation is perfectly, horribly logical.
Acting
Josh Tobin's unraveling is genuinely stressful to watch.
Director
Brian Lederman
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
The 'leave a review' economy has spawned actual horror—this just makes it literal.
The 7-minute runtime mirrors Aaron's trapped, breathless panic; any longer and the joke would suffocate.