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A petty thief wants to steal Picasso's Guernica — what could possibly go right?
TMDB
57
Rotten Tomatoes
50
Audience Score
50

The Biggest Robbery Ever Told (2002)

Chaotic heist energyWorking-class underdogsSpanish absurdism

Overview

Comedy

Lucas Santos, named El Santo is petty thief going continuously in and out of jail. Tired of small thefts, he aims to strike a blow that makes him famous and become the star of all media. His wife Lucia, a comprehensive and sweet woman, while awaiting the return of her husband, works as a stripper at a nightclub. Finally, Lucas gathers a band of petty thieves and decides to steal, from the National Museum of Art Reina Sofía, its most valuable painting: Picasso's Guernica.

Flag of ESESSpanish
Content warning
criminal gangrobberyart theft

Standout Aspects

Acting

Antonio Resines commits fully to this delusional disaster man

Writing

Monzón's script loves its loser protagonists too much to judge them

Best for:Solo: When you need a chaotic laugh with zero commitment·Friends: For mocking wannabe criminals together·Background: Cooking dinner? This won't demand your full brain
Daniel Monzón

Director

Daniel Monzón

ReleasedOct 31, 2002
Runtime1h 45m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacesteady
Intensitymedium
Tonelight
Feellight
Lolafilms
Atresmedia

Top Cast

Antonio Resines

Antonio Resines

Lucas Santos Santos "El Santo"

Neus Asensi

Neus Asensi

Lucía 'Lucy Liñán'

Manuel Manquiña

Manuel Manquiña

Zorba "El Greco"

Javier Aller

Javier Aller

Pinito

Jimmy Barnatán

Jimmy Barnatán

Jacobo Yuste "Windows"

Rosario Pardo

Rosario Pardo

Madre de Windows

Sancho Gracia

Sancho Gracia

Fernando Baeza "Garganta Profunda"

Enrique Villén

Enrique Villén

Vicente

José Soler

José Soler

Fernando

Fernando Bilbao

Fernando Bilbao

Mazinger

Aitor Mazo

Aitor Mazo

Agente 1

Gorka Aguinagalde

Gorka Aguinagalde

Agente 2

Javivi

Javivi

Operario Aeropuerto 1

Janfri Topera

Janfri Topera

Operario Aeropuerto 2

Alfred Picó

Alfred Picó

Operario Aeropuerto 3

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Trivia

The real Guernica was already in Madrid's Reina Sofía in 2002 — the film cheekily uses the actual location, making Lucas's plan geographically accurate and legally impossible.

Cultural

This bombed with critics but became a cult favorite in Spain, partly because Resines had played so many lovable losers that audiences couldn't stop rooting for him.

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