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Stealing Rembrandt (2003)

Overview

ComedyAction

Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

Flag of DKDKFlag of GBGBDanish
Content warning
parent child relationshipprosecutionmuseumrobberypainting
Jannik Johansen

Director

Jannik Johansen

ReleasedMay 17, 2003
Runtime1h 49m
StatusReleased
Budget$3M·Revenue$59.5K
Ugly Duckling Films
Fine & Mellow Productions

Top Cast

Lars Brygmann

Lars Brygmann

Mick

Jakob Cedergren

Jakob Cedergren

Tom

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Kenneth

Nicolas Bro

Nicolas Bro

Jimmy

Sonja Richter

Sonja Richter

Trine

Søren Pilmark

Søren Pilmark

Bæk

Gordon Kennedy

Gordon Kennedy

Christian

Paprika Steen

Paprika Steen

Charlotte

Ulf Pilgaard

Ulf Pilgaard

Flemming

Thomas W. Gabrielsson

Thomas W. Gabrielsson

Erik

Ole Ernst

Ole Ernst

Frank

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Carsten

Patrick O'Kane

Patrick O'Kane

Nigel

Martin Wenner

Martin Wenner

Toby

Søren Poppel

Søren Poppel

Allan Rocker

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Rembrandt (2003) - Officiel trailer

Rembrandt (2003) - Officiel trailer

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