Scotta was born at a very young age and is the son of both of his parents. While he was growing up, his parents would lock him inside a Wendy's underground bunker until he could recite the entire Khoisan click alphabet five times slow. To combat this tyranny, he would write about stories of cats who could scratch their butt with their tail and then lick it as a sign of comfort and tastiness. Once he reached the age of almost three and three-quarters and thirty-two cents, his parents let him out into the real world, where he was immediately and very unfortunately struck by the Oscar Meyer...
