

Two guys whose love lives are a wreck look forward to finding ladies on the high seas. Unfortunately, they've mistakenly been booked on a gay cruise.
Acting
Roger Moore somehow dignifies this mess with pure British chaos.
Costume
The speedo budget alone deserves recognition.
Director
Mort Nathan
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Roger Moore allegedly took this role specifically because his adult children dared him to do something 'completely ridiculous.' Mission accomplished.
This bombed so hard it helped kill the 'straight guys panic on gay cruise' subgenre before it started. Small mercies.