Faced with patients who die before they pay their bills, the staff at Carcinoma Hospital has hit on a novel way to keep the patients alive - dispensing hourly boffings so they'll have a reason to fend off the Grim Reaper. Naturally the nubile young nursing corps plays a big part in the plan, and the gorgeous Marlene Willoughby leads the white-clad sexual shock troops into carnal combat. And then there's the incompetent Dr. Mort, played by adult cinema legend big John Holmes. He brings his formidable uh, medical knowledge to keep a string of appreciative female patients in the land of the living.
Production
Roberta Findlay's grimy 42nd Street aesthetic, queen of sleaze
Writing
Character names: Dr. Crotch, Dr. Schneider. Subtlety died screaming
Acting
John Holmes attempting comedy with the energy of a confused oak tree
Director
Roberta Findlay
John Holmes
Dr. Mort
Crystal Sync
Clumsy Nurse / Rose Peckham
Eric Edwards
Mr. Haggle
Jeffrey Hurst
Dr. Crotch
Marlene Willoughby
Nurse Brandt
Zebedy Colt
Dr. Schneider
Ellen Faison
Nurse Candy
Ursula Austin
Mrs. Schwartz
Jenny Baxter
Brunette at Orgy
Barbara Daniels
Nurse with Mr. Quimtwiddle
Dory Devon
Nurse Head
Roberta Findlay
Hospital Dietician
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Roberta Findlay was one of the few female directors in 1970s exploitation, often working with her husband Michael before his murder—she kept making films anyway.
John Holmes was already legendary in hardcore when this softcore comedy cast him as a bumbling doctor, proving he couldn't act his way out of a paper gown.
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