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Steven Seagal fights crime and possibly gravity itself in this direct-to-DVD fever dream.
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Today You Die (2005)

chaotic energystraight-to-bargain-binunintentionally hilarious

Overview

AdventureActionThrillerCrime

A former thief who is trying to go straight seeks vengeance on those who framed him.

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martial artsfightbetrayalvigilanterevengeaction herovigilante justiceshowdownshotgunquick draw

Standout Aspects

Practical Effects

Explosions that look like they were bought at a fireworks stand.

Acting

Treach as Ice Kool actually trying while Seagal sleepwalks through scenes.

Best for:Friends: Drinking game: sip every time Seagal's stunt double is obvious.·Background: Perfect for folding laundry while half-watching chaos unfold.·Rewatch: Only if you're studying how NOT to make an action movie.
Heads up:Violence: Cartoonish gunfights with zero blood but maximum property damage.
Don E. FauntLeRoy

Director

Don E. FauntLeRoy

ReleasedSep 13, 2005
Runtime1h 30m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitymedium
Tonemixed
Feellight
Millennium Media
Emmett/Furla Films

Top Cast

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal

Harlan Banks

Treach

Treach

Ice Kool

Sarah Buxton

Sarah Buxton

Agent Rachel Knowles

Mari Morrow

Mari Morrow

Jada

Nick Mancuso

Nick Mancuso

Agent Saunders

Robert Miano

Robert Miano

Bruno

Kevin Tighe

Kevin Tighe

Max Stevens

Jamie McShane

Jamie McShane

Vincent

Lawrence Turner

Lawrence Turner

Garret

Brett Rice

Brett Rice

Taggert

Chloë Grace Moretz

Chloë Grace Moretz

St. Thomas Hospital Girl

Jerry Trimble

Jerry Trimble

Garret's Gang #1

Justin Riemer

Justin Riemer

Vincent's Bodyguard #2

Elayn J. Taylor

Elayn J. Taylor

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Deep Dive

Trivia, insights & behind the scenes

Trivia

This was one of five Seagal films released in 2005 alone, part of his legendary direct-to-DVD era where he reportedly spent as little as three days on set per movie.

Cultural

The film represents peak 'Steven Seagal wearing elaborate coats to hide his weight' cinema, a fascinating subgenre of 2000s action films.

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