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The Da Vinci Load (2006)

Overview

Comedy

Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.

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Director

Jerome Tanner

ReleasedMay 22, 2006
Runtime1h 48m
StatusReleased
Hustler Video

Top Cast

Haley Paige

Haley Paige

Det. Jane Rosello

Missy Monroe

Missy Monroe

Dr. Nadia Saint

Michelle Maylene

Michelle Maylene

Cult Girl

Eva Angelina

Eva Angelina

Prioress

Tory Lane

Tory Lane

Hooker

Charlotte Stokely

Charlotte Stokely

School Girl #1

Jasmine Tame

Jasmine Tame

School Girl #2

James Deen

James Deen

Tony Petkovich

Evan Stone

Evan Stone

Prof. Lee Teabag

Claudio Meloni

Claudio Meloni

Curator James DuBois

Steve Holmes

Steve Holmes

College Student #1

Scott Nails

Scott Nails

College Student #2

Frank Bukkwyd

Frank Bukkwyd

Det. John Brown

Myah Monroe

Myah Monroe

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