

A sentient cabbage ruins lives. You need to see this.
Acting
Amy Schumer pre-fame, fully committed to cabbage trauma
Practical Effects
The cabbage. It's just... a cabbage. That's the point.
Writing
18 minutes of escalating vegetable-based emotional damage

Director
Michael Bartolomeo
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
This was Michael Bartolomeo's thesis film at NYU, proving film school truly has no rules.
Ian Carroll (The Cabbage) never broke character on set, method-acting as leafy greens for three days.