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Two conmen circle each other like hungry reptiles in 1987 French comedy chaos.
TMDB
52
IMDb
57

The Two Crocodiles (1987)

Sleazy charmSlow-burn hustleBittersweet scammer bromance

Overview

Comedy

A taxi driving, strip club managing conman chooses a salesman as a mark. The latter falls for his hospitality, but soon appears to be already in trouble.

Flag of FRFRFrench
Content warning
Mutual deceptionMale lonelinessThe performance of friendshipClass pretension

Standout Aspects

Acting

Carmet and Marielle's oily, pathetic chemistry.

Direction

Séria's unglamorous dive into working-class desperation.

Best for:Solo: Late night with wine and cynicism about human nature.·Rewatch: Spotting who's actually conning whom on second viewing.
Heads up:Sexual Content: Strip club setting with 1980s casual misogyny.
Joël Séria

Director

Joël Séria

ReleasedOct 14, 1987
Runtime1h 30m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Paceslow
Intensitymedium
Tonemixed
Feelmedium
Canal+
Sara Films

Top Cast

Jean Carmet

Jean Carmet

Emile Rivereau

Jean-Pierre Marielle

Jean-Pierre Marielle

René Boutancard

Catherine Lachens

Catherine Lachens

Greta

Annie Savarin

Annie Savarin

Suzanne

Dora Doll

Dora Doll

Félicité

Julien Guiomar

Julien Guiomar

Julien Derouineau

Marie-Christine Adam

Marie-Christine Adam

Dorothée

Jean-Paul Muel

Jean-Paul Muel

Charlot

Patrick Massieu

Patrick Massieu

Navajo Club employee

Germaine Delbat

Germaine Delbat

Emile's mother

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Deep Dive

Trivia, insights & behind the scenes

Cultural

This flopped hard in 1987, part of France's brief fascination with grimy working-class anti-heroes that died with the Mitterrand era.

Trivia

Marielle and Carmet were real-life friends for 20 years; their uncomfortable on-screen familiarity was genuine.

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