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A washed-up boxer, a mutant shrimp with a mean right hook, and the weirdest get-rich scheme ever filmed.
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IMDb
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Crust (2003)

British chaosso-bad-it's-goodDIY filmmaking

Overview

Comedy

Bill, an ex-boxer, is a failure in life but has no idea what to do about it -- until he meets local dodgy businessman Hamid 'Anything-U-Need' Choudhury. Hamid convinces Bill that there is serious money to be made in man vs animal boxing bouts. Bill cashes in his life savings to buy two meters of living, breathing, armor-plated giant mutant mantis shrimp with a smashing right hook, and sets off for London to fulfill his dreams. Along for the ride are his best friend Steve, ex-condom-factory employee and amateur boxer, Steve's highly-strung girlfriend Shaz, and a misunderstood, club-clawed crustacean who is not as stupid as it seems...

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Content warning
delusional ambitionfriendship under pressurecapitalism's absurdityfound family

Standout Aspects

Practical Effects

The mantis shrimp puppet is gloriously unconvincing and utterly committed.

Acting

Kevin McNally plays delusional desperation with surprising pathos.

Writing

Dialogue so aggressively regional it feels like a threat.

Best for:Friends: Drunk movie night with people who love unhinged British comedies.·Rewatch: Cult classic status earned through sheer what-am-I-watching energy.·Background: Perfect chaos to half-watch while scrolling, then get sucked in.
Heads up:Violence: Man-on-shrimp boxing played for slapstick, still weirdly brutal.
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Director

Mark Locke

ReleasedDec 12, 2003
Runtime1h 29m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitymedium
Tonelight
Feellight

Top Cast

Kevin McNally

Kevin McNally

Bill Simmonds

Perry Fitzpatrick

Perry Fitzpatrick

Steve Crump

Madhav Sharma

Madhav Sharma

Hamid Choudhury

Mark Bazeley

Mark Bazeley

Clive

Lee Oakes

Lee Oakes

Crouty

Enzo Cilenti

Enzo Cilenti

Todd Higgins

Pat Roach

Pat Roach

The Bull

Naomie Harris

Naomie Harris

Receptionist

Cy Henty

Cy Henty

TV Host

Ulrika Jonsson

Ulrika Jonsson

Herself

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Deep Dive

Trivia, insights & behind the scenes

Trivia

The mantis shrimp was allegedly built in someone's garage over three weekends. It shows, beautifully.

Cultural

Released during the height of British 'lad culture' cinema, Crust somehow bombed while surviving as a VHS-era legend.

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