

Seven minutes of bureaucratic madness that'll ruin 'They say...' forever.
"They say..." phrases are prescribed by the 'They' secret planning committee rather than developing organically from hearsay.
Writing
Every 'They say' rule is funnier than the last.
Acting
Ron Falk's deadpan Chairman deserves a feature.
Production
Big conspiracy energy on a shoestring budget.
Director
William Usic
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
William Usic made this as a student film at AFTRS; Damon Herriman (Five) later starred in Justified and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
This pre-dates the 'fake news' era but perfectly predicts our current paranoia about who controls language and information.