

9 minutes. One beard. Zero cooking. Maximum chaos.
Acting
John Bennett commits to Simba Rafiki like it's Shakespeare.
Writing
"He doesn't cook, and he already has a beard" — poetry.
Production
The hat gets more character development than most MCU villains.

Director
Bob Rose
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
The 0.0 TMDB rating with zero votes suggests this film exists in quantum superposition — simultaneously unwatched and potentially legendary.
Bob Rose's 9-minute runtime places this in the proud tradition of 'anti-feature' cinema, where the director dares you to complain about pacing.