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Depardieu and Lanvin trade chaotic energy in this French spy spoof nobody asked for.
TMDB
35
IMDb
35
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San Antonio (2004)

Eurotrash glamourDeliberately stupid2000s action-comedy corpse

Overview

ComedyAction

While a terrorist epidemy strikes the world leaders, the commissaire San-Antonio and his partner, the lieutenant Bérurier, have to escort the French ambassador in a British hotel. But after a negligence of Bérurier (one more little sex affair...), San-Antonio witnessed, helpless, to the ambassador's abduction, organized by a gorgeous Italian girl. Back to Paris, San-Antonio is dismissed by the police chief, Achille Hachille. A real godsend for Bérurier, who get promoted... But soon, the situation degenerates, when the president of the Republic mysteriously disappears. Immediate reaction from Police Minister : San-Antonio is the only one who can save the day. He has 48 hours and a secret squad to find the president. At the Elysée, San-Antonio finds Bérurier, the official investigator. But now, it's every man for himself : who will be the first to find the President ?

Flag of GBGBFlag of FRFRFrench
Content warning
Incompetence as virtueRivalry vs loyaltyFrance's anxiety about irrelevance

Standout Aspects

Acting

Depardieu's committed chaos vs Lanvin's confused straight man

Costume

Schulz's villain wardrobe deserves better film

Production

Elysée Palace sets scream 'we spent budget here'

Best for:Friends: Irony-heavy viewing with wine and roast material·Background: You'll miss nothing if you check your phone·Rewatch: Only to confirm it really happened
Heads up:Sexual Content: Bérurier's 'little sex affairs' played for gross laughs·Language: French swearing untranslated, probably for best
Frédéric Auburtin

Director

Frédéric Auburtin

ReleasedJul 21, 2004
Runtime1h 35m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitylow
Tonelight
Feellight
TF1 Films Production
Pathé Renn Productions

Top Cast

Gérard Lanvin

Gérard Lanvin

le commissaire San-Antonio

Gérard Depardieu

Gérard Depardieu

l'inspecteur Bérurier

Barbara Schulz

Barbara Schulz

Marianne

Luis Rego

Luis Rego

Pinaud

Michel Galabru

Michel Galabru

Achille

Ériq Ebouaney

Ériq Ebouaney

Jérémie Blanc

Robert Hossein

Robert Hossein

Le ministre de l'intérieur / The Minister

Jérémie Renier

Jérémie Renier

Toinet

Michèle Bernier

Michèle Bernier

Berthe

Jean-Roger Milo

Jean-Roger Milo

Mathias

Patrick Médioni

Patrick Médioni

Van Gogh

Guilhem Pellegrin

Guilhem Pellegrin

Le secrétaire de l'Elysée

Lucy Harrison

Lucy Harrison

La masseuse

Marc Faure

Marc Faure

Son Excellence

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Deep Dive

Trivia, insights & behind the scenes

Cultural

Based on 173 novels by 'San-Antonio' (pseudonym of Frédéric Dard), this was France's attempt at a national Bond spoof—arriving decades too late to matter.

Trivia

The 3.5 TMDB average is generous; French critics called it 'unfilmable' made film. Auburtin co-directed 'Paris je t'aime' the same year—presumably to cleanse palate.

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