A man comes home to see his wife window washing and he is surprised to find out that she is a latin scholar. She has been dropping hints that she has been cheating with another Latin scholar. Now, he must become fluent in Latin to win her back.
Acting
Kirstie Alley commits to window-washing seduction with full soap opera gravity.
Writing
Who pitched 'learn dead language to win back cheating wife' and got PAID?
Director
David Lowell Rich
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
This aired on CBS as a TV movie in 1987, part of that glorious era when networks would greenlight literally any premise.
Robert Englund plays a normal guy here — no Freddy Krueger makeup — which feels more surreal than the Latin plot.
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