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Peter Greenaway's 17-minute fever dream where phones become characters and chaos has a narrator.
TMDB
54
IMDb
59

Dear Phone (1976)

ExperimentalDeadpan absurdVintage weird

Overview

Comedy

A narrator relates a variety of peculiar stories involving characters with the initials HC and their dealings with telephones. These are interspersed with artistic shots of telephone boxes in a variety of locations.

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Content warning
telephonestory teller
Communication breakdownIdentity fragmentationBureaucratic surrealismThe mundane made mythic

Standout Aspects

Direction

Greenaway's obsessive composition—every phone booth a still life.

Writing

Recursive storytelling that eats its own tail with British dryness.

Production

1976 aesthetic so specific you can smell the polyester.

Best for:Solo: Late-night rabbit hole when you want to feel smarter than you are.·Background: Play muted at a party; watch nobody notice art happening.·Rewatch: Second viewing to catch which HC is which. Good luck.
Peter Greenaway

Director

Peter Greenaway

ReleasedJan 1, 1976
Runtime17m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacesteady
Intensitymedium
Tonemixed
Feellight
Budget$500K
BFI

Top Cast

Peter Greenaway

Peter Greenaway

Narrator

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Deep Dive

Trivia, insights & behind the scenes

Trivia

Made two years before Greenaway's breakthrough 'The Falls,' this was his dry run for alphabetized obsession.

Cultural

The British phone box was already dying in 1976; Greenaway turned elegy into absurdist comedy.

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