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The worst-rated historical epic you've never heard of — but the costumes slap.
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The Pagan Queen (2009)

so-bad-it's-goodhistorical cosplaychaotic energy

Overview

FantasyHistoryRomance

A visionary Slavic queen and her faithful allies draw on everything in their power to overthrow the queen's despotic husband.

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Content warning
8th century

Standout Aspects

Costume

Genuinely gorgeous pagan ritual garb, shockingly.

Cinematography

Czech countryside doing heavy lifting.

Best for:Solo: Mystery Science Theater-style solo roast session required.·Friends: Drinking game: take a shot every time the wig budget shows.·Background: Pretty Slavic landscapes while you doomscroll.
Heads up:Sexual Content: Gratuitous nudity in 'historical accuracy' disguise.·Violence: Occasional bloodletting, mostly unconvincing.
C

Director

Constantin Werner

ReleasedSep 8, 2009
Runtime1h 35m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Paceslow
Intensitymedium
Tonemixed
Feelmedium
Amok Film
Starlite Productions

Top Cast

Winter Ave Zoli

Winter Ave Zoli

Libuse

Lea Mornar

Lea Mornar

Vlasta

Vera Filatova

Vera Filatova

Teta

Veronika Bellová

Veronika Bellová

Kazi

Ivo Novák

Ivo Novák

Krok

Marek Vašut

Marek Vašut

Vrsovec

Marie Jansová

Marie Jansová

Krok's Maiden

Jan Filipenský

Jan Filipenský

Blacksmith

John Comer

John Comer

Farmer 1

Curtis Matthew

Curtis Matthew

Farmer 2

Kendrick Roger Ong

Kendrick Roger Ong

Avar Leader

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Cultural

Libuše is a foundational Czech legend; this film's take is... divisive among Czech historians to say the least.

Trivia

Director Constantin Werner also made a documentary about GG Allin, which explains SO much about the chaotic energy here.

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