

Surrounded by carnage, slaughter, brutal crashes and total mayhem, Shawn Black is in a race to save the world from pure evil.
Practical Effects
Gloriously unconvincing blood sprays and bargain-bin fangs.
Acting
Michael Madsen sleepwalking through priesthood while collecting paycheck.

Director
Charlie Picerni
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Kat Von D was cast during her LA Ink peak; she reportedly did cast tattoos between takes. The film vanished so hard that DMX later claimed he didn't remember making it.
This is peak '2009 celebrity cash-in' cinema—when everyone from rappers to reality stars got horror paychecks before streaming killed the DVD market. Director Charlie Picerni was a legendary stunt coordinator (Die Hard, Lethal Weapon), which explains the crashes, not the acting.