

Your childhood TV crush returns... as vampire lunch.
It is almost half a century ago since Mummy's little soldier, Frankie Abbott (David Barry), was at Fenn Street School and he is now in a home, being looked after by his caregiver Agnes (Emma Dark). Frankie's nightmare begins when Agnes bares her fangs and he enters the world of vampires, lured into the graveyard by Clarissa Cobra (Caroline Munro) and meets the fearful Vera Vomit (Judy Matheson) and the vampire psychiatrist Dr Spritzer (Martin Rudman).
Acting
Caroline Munro still serving looks 50 years later.
Production
Cramming Hammer Horror energy into seven minutes.
Director
Jason Read
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Caroline Munro and Judy Matheson were both Hammer Horror starlets in the 1970s, making this a reunion of British scream queens.
Fenn Street School refers to 'Please Sir!' (1968-1972), a sitcom so forgotten even Brits need reminding.