In this sophomoric comedy, a lusty adolescent British hockey team heads for Holland where they find something far more interesting than tulips and windmills: gorgeous, lusty women. They are so busy pursuing romance that they forget all about their upcoming match.
Acting
Timothy Spall somehow keeps his dignity. Mostly.
Costume
Short shorts and tube socks: peak 1985 horror.
Director
Giles Foster
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Colin Firth reportedly never includes this in career retrospectives. Wonder why.
Part of a bizarre 1980s British subgenre: 'lads abroad' sex comedies that aged like milk left in a sauna.
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