Acting
Mara and Page commit to the bit completely straight-faced
Production
Giant props that sell every gag
Editing
Punchy timing, zero fat

Director
Andrew Bush
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
This was a Funny or Die exclusive, made years before Page's transition and Mara's House of Cards fame.
Part of a 2010s wave of 'high-concept short' comedy that died with Vine—RIP to a real one.