The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.
Practical Effects
Wigs held together by dreams and hot glue.
Writing
Razor McBleed is cinema's greatest villain name, fight me.
Director
Chris Seaver
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Chris Seaver's Low Budget Pictures churned out dozens of these micro-spoofs, creating an entire universe of aggressively unpolished parody cinema that predated YouTube's irony economy by decades.
The 61-minute runtime allegedly exists because Seaver knew audiences couldn't handle more—he was probably right.
US
