

The breastplate of Attila the Hun is stolen as it has clues to the location of the Sword of Mars. It is said the Sword of Mars made Attila invincible and is guarded by Cerberus.
Practical Effects
The Cerberus puppet deserves an Oscar for commitment to the bit.
Acting
Greg Evigan plays evil with the subtlety of a cartoon villain.
Production
Romania standing in for... everywhere. Budget constraints = accidental camp.

Director
John Terlesky
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Director John Terlesky shot this in 16 days, which explains approximately everything.
Syfy's mid-2000s 'originals' like this defined an era of aggressively watchable schlock before Sharknado made it ironic.