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A failed actor starts a baby-making commune. What could possibly go wrong?
TMDB
60
IMDb
53

Alphonse (1993)

chaotic good90s Russian absurdismscam artists with hearts

Overview

Comedy

Once the actor Rebrov flatly refused to participate in an obscene performance and flew, as they say, out the door. When he came home and found out that his family was going to be replenished, the exemplary family man was not upset, but organized a cooperative "Sibiryak", where lonely childless women were guaranteed the appearance of beautiful babies. Assistant Rebrov became Vovik also an actor-loser. Hopeless drinker and completely indifferent to the female sex, the fat man will be very talented to play the role of a psychic as long as the "Siberian" does not attract the attention of the racket and until a sweet woman with a dream to give birth to a son from a psychic appears in his apartment.

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Content warning
found family vs. biological familymasculinity in collapseperformance of respectabilitydesperation as entrepreneurship

Standout Aspects

Acting

Pankratov-Chyornyy's perfect blend of sleaze and sincerity.

Writing

Bizarre premise that somehow becomes oddly touching.

Best for:Solo: When you need to feel better about your own life choices.·Friends: Drinking night with chaotic friends who appreciate Soviet comedy.
Heads up:Sexual Content: Implied prostitution-adjacent plot; played for comedy not titillation.
Vladimir Zlatoustovsky

Director

Vladimir Zlatoustovsky

ReleasedJan 1, 1993
Runtime1h 20m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitymedium
Tonelight
Feellight
Skrin i K

Top Cast

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

Natalya Gundareva

Natalya Gundareva

Vladimir Ilin

Vladimir Ilin

Irina Rozanova

Irina Rozanova

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan

Natalya Krachkovskaya

Natalya Krachkovskaya

Lyusyena Ovchinnikova

Lyusyena Ovchinnikova

Mikhail Filippov

Mikhail Filippov

Vadim Zakharchenko

Vadim Zakharchenko

Tatyana Skorokhodova

Tatyana Skorokhodova

Viktor Smirnov

Viktor Smirnov

Klavdiya Kozlyonkova

Klavdiya Kozlyonkova

cigarette seller

Alevtina Dobrynina

Alevtina Dobrynina

Lyudmila Artemeva

Lyudmila Artemeva

Mariya Skvortsova

Mariya Skvortsova

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Deep Dive

Trivia, insights & behind the scenes

Cultural

Made during Russia's wild 90s when 'cooperatives' were legal gray zones and everyone was scamming someone.

Trivia

Pankratov-Chyornyy was Soviet TV's biggest star; this film let him play against his clean-cut image entirely.

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