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A cologne made of WHAT now? The 80s were unhinged and so is this.
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IMDb
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The Blonde Next Door (1982)

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Overview

You've seen her in magazines and fantasized. You know she is no ordinary girl, but she is The Blonde Next Door and you want her. Barry Horne (Ron Jeremy) has bottled the hottest cologne ever made! A few drops sprinkled on and women will do anything you want. Anything! You'd think that with a formula like that the money would be endless. But no, you see the source of the Gusher Cologne is the The Blonde Next Door, played by Danielle, the hottest young woman in adult films today! Her love juices are what makes Gusher Cologne the success that it is. Not wanting to see the source of his wealth dry up Barry signs Cindy to a slave contract and promises her endless orgasms, and five percent. The situations that Barry sets up for Cindy become more and more erotic in order to get Cindy off. He has to get wilder and wilder as her desires become more and more sophisticated. Rest assured, The Blonde Next Door is howlingly original and totally outrageous!

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Standout Aspects

Production

The Gusher Cologne bottle deserves its own IMDb credit.

Writing

"Slave contract with five percent" — worst negotiator ever.

Best for:Solo: When you need to witness 1982's most unhinged business plan.·Friends: Group viewing for irony poisoning and collective disbelief.·Rewatch: You'll catch new absurdities every time.
Heads up:Sexual Content: It's 1982 adult film content — extremely explicit, obviously.·Disturbing: The premise involves dubious consent via chemical coercion.
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Director

Joe Sherman

ReleasedDec 1, 1982
Runtime1h 22m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensityhigh
Tonemixed
Feellight
Collector's Video

Top Cast

Lisa De Leeuw

Lisa De Leeuw

Charlene the Secretary

John Leslie

John Leslie

World's Greatest Lover

Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy

Barry Horne

Mai Lin

Mai Lin

Mai Tai

Danielle

Danielle

Cindy

Paul Thomas

Paul Thomas

Bill

Becky Savage

Becky Savage

Suzanne

Herschel Savage

Herschel Savage

Jed (as Hershel Savage)

Mike Horner

Mike Horner

John

Brooke Bennett

Brooke Bennett

Kat

Jon Martin

Jon Martin

Brad

Jesse Adams

Jesse Adams

Native Chief

Michael Morrison

Michael Morrison

Elmo Fudd

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Cultural

This emerged during the 'Golden Age of Porn' when adult films had actual budgets and plots — yes, really.

Trivia

Ron Jeremy's character Barry Horne shares a name with a real British animal rights activist — probably not intentional, definitely cursed.

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