A bawdy burlesque version of the famous fairy tale, Geppeta is a frustrated and nubile young virgin. She carves Pinocchio as a gorgeous young hunk. Geppeta's fairy godmother magically transforms the young stud into a living man, who is quickly brought to work in the local whorehouse as a prize stud and exhibitionist.
Costume
Gepetta's increasingly desperate 'virgin' wardrobe choices defy logic.
Writing
Dialogue so committed to the bit it circles back to almost clever.
Director
Corey Allen
Dyanne Thorne
Fairy Godmother
Debbie Osborne
Angelica
Vincene Wallace
Beatrice
Neola Graef
Carlotta
Gwen Van Dam
Madame Suburbia
Uschi Digard
Lilly (uncredited)
Sandy Dempsey
Sex Show Girl (uncredited)
Casey Larrain
Sex Show Girl (uncredited)
Barbara Mills
Sex Show Girl (uncredited)
Carolyn Brandt
Sex Show Viewer (uncredited)
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Director Corey Allen also directed episodes of Star Trek and Police Woman—this was somehow in his filmography too.
This arrived during 1970s 'porno chic' when even Disney properties got X-rated parodies; Dyanne Thorne's Fairy Godmother role came right before her iconic Ilsa franchise made her a cult legend.
US
