Playboy millionaire, Tony Canoni, is caught between a satanic vampire cult and the Yakuza, but taking on undead blood suckers and the Japanese mafia isn't as hard as studying for his GED test at Night School. Based on a true story. Except the mafia part. We all know that there are no such things as the "Japanese".
Practical Effects
DIY gore effects that charm through sheer incompetence
Acting
Butch Patrick commits to this nonsense like it's Shakespeare
Director
James Balsamo
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Butch Patrick is literally Eddie Munster from the original 1960s sitcom, slumming it gloriously.
Director James Balsamo also stars as Tony, because of course he couldn't trust anyone else with this masterpiece.
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