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The horniest man in Manila can't... perform. Chaos ensues.
TMDB
30
IMDb
71
Rotten Tomatoes
80
Google
90

Mr. Suave (2003)

horny disasterY2K Filipino rom-comcringe gold

Overview

ComedyDramaRomance

Rico Suave is the ultimate ladies' man - or so it seems. His secret problem: when he gets intimate with a girl, his entire body freezes. When Rico's friends discover his condition, they enlist the services of Venus, a sexy con artist. Sparks fly as Venus tries to scam Rico, but when she finds herself genuinely falling for him, she is caught in a dilemma.

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performance anxietycon artistryauthentic connection vs. image

Standout Aspects

Acting

Vhong Navarro commits to physical comedy like his life depends on it

Costume

Peak early 2000s Filipino fashion—low-rise jeans, frosted tips, chaos

Writing

The 'Hoy!' catchphrase that haunts my dreams

Best for:Friends: Drunk viewing with friends who appreciate cinematic crimes·Background: Perfect for folding laundry to·Rewatch: Only if you're studying early 2000s Filipino cinema
Heads up:Sexual Content: Entire plot revolves around erectile dysfunction played for laughs·Language: Tagalog profanity and sexual innuendo throughout
Joyce E. Bernal

Director

Joyce E. Bernal

ReleasedNov 19, 2003
Runtime1h 40m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitymedium
Tonelight
Feellight
Star Cinema – ABS-CBN Film Productions

Top Cast

Vhong Navarro

Vhong Navarro

Rico Suave

Long Mejia

Long Mejia

Doc Martin

Ces Quesada

Ces Quesada

Mom

Ketchup Eusebio

Ketchup Eusebio

Mr. Roboto

Empoy Marquez

Empoy Marquez

Mr. Takaktak

Tuesday Vargas

Tuesday Vargas

Stella

Rayver Cruz

Rayver Cruz

Carl

Jenny Miller

Jenny Miller

Joy Viado

Joy Viado

Winnie Cordero

Winnie Cordero

Debraliz

Debraliz

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Deep Dive

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Cultural

This is peak Vhong Navarro star vehicle era—he was the Philippines' answer to Jim Carrey, for better and worse.

Trivia

Director Joyce E. Bernal went on to direct actual acclaimed films; this remains her most unhinged work. The 1.0 TMDB rating is arguably generous.

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