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One rugby match, zero teeth, and a Frenchman who can't ask where the bathroom is.
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The Counterfeit Constable (1964)

Franco-British chaosslapstick poetrylinguistic nightmare

Overview

Comedy

An extremely funny film about a group of French rugby supporters who go to see a match at Twickenham and one of them inadvertently receives a blow in the mouth from someone else's elbow. In the process he loses some front teeth and needs to see a dentist urgently ... this is only the beginning of a long series of adventures befalling our poor friend who doesn't speak a word of English and who nevertheless needs to return urgently to France to get married in the following days sporting a decent mouth !

Flag of FRFRFrench
Content warning
language barriersabsurd bureaucracycultural collisiondesperation

Standout Aspects

Acting

Robert Dhéry's wordless suffering is Chaplin-level precision

Direction

Pierre Tchernia's timing turns every misunderstanding into gold

Writing

Script weaponizes language barrier for maximum humiliation

Best for:Friends: Group watch where everyone quotes the bad English·Background: Half-watch while doing something else, still laugh·Rewatch: Catch the physical comedy you missed while reading subtitles
Robert Dhéry

Director

Robert Dhéry

ReleasedOct 10, 1964
Runtime1h 38m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitymedium
Tonelight
Feellight
Les Films Borderie
Compagnie Industrielle et Commerciale Cinématographique

Top Cast

Robert Dhéry

Robert Dhéry

Henri Martineau

Ronald Fraser

Ronald Fraser

Sergent Timothy Reagan

Colette Brosset

Colette Brosset

Lady Yvette Brisburn 'Vévette'

Bernard Cribbins

Bernard Cribbins

Bob, l'agent 202

Mark Lester

Mark Lester

Gérald

Catherine Sola

Catherine Sola

Nicole

Diana Dors

Diana Dors

Self

Percy Herbert

Percy Herbert

L'agent Baxter

Richard Vernon

Richard Vernon

Lord Brisburn

Henri Génès

Henri Génès

Gros Max

Jean Lefebvre

Jean Lefebvre

Le supporter saoul avec le coq

Jean Carmet

Jean Carmet

Le porte drapeau

Godfrey Quigley

Godfrey Quigley

Inspector Savory

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Deep Dive

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Cultural

This film captures genuine 1960s Franco-British tension—French audiences loved watching an Englishman get conned by accident.

Trivia

Robert Dhéry co-wrote the script while actually missing teeth from a real rugby injury, making this essentially autobiographical revenge.

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