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A Cockney cowboy, Irish bounty hunters, and a baby-faced killer walk into a spaghetti western. Beans ensue.

The Ballad of Kid Divine: The Cockney Cowboy (1992)

Spaghetti western cosplayBritish lads gone wild westTarantino's scrappy ancestor

Overview

ComedyDramaWestern

The Ballad of Kid Divine: The Cockney Cowboy is a very funny spaghetti western-Peckinpah-Leone pastiche that sees Michael Elphick's charlatan elixir seller, Neil Morrissey and Martin Clunes as the notorious and the not so notorious Irish bounty hunters all in pursuit of Kid Divine (Jesse Birdsall) a baby faced killer with a $25,000 price tag on his head.

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Standout Aspects

Acting

Michael Elphick commits fully to his quack doctor charlatan era.

Direction

George Rossi crams three hours of western tropes into 52 minutes.

Writing

Dialogue that thinks it's Clint Eastwood but sounds like EastEnders.

Best for:Streaming: Perfect weirdo gem when you want something short and unhinged.·Friends: Drinking game: sip every time someone says 'beans' dramatically.·Rewatch: Catch all the Peckinpah-Leone references you definitely missed.
Heads up:Violence: Spaghetti western shootouts, played for laughs but still bloody.
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Director

George Rossi

ReleasedJan 1, 1992
Runtime52m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitymedium
Tonemixed
Feellight
Fortuna Films S.L.

Top Cast

Jesse Birdsall

Jesse Birdsall

Kid Divine

Michael Elphick

Michael Elphick

Dr. Nathaniel Bonner

Neil Morrissey

Neil Morrissey

Cass Malone

Martin Clunes

Martin Clunes

Hog

Ben Cole

Ben Cole

Injun Tom

Sue Graham

Sue Graham

Apache Kate

Vincenzo Nicoli

Vincenzo Nicoli

Diablo

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Trivia, insights & behind the scenes

Trivia

This was George Rossi's directorial debut after years as a character actor, explaining why every performer gets their moment to chew scenery.

Cultural

Made during a brief 90s British fascination with American genre deconstruction—think Reservoir Dogs but with beans instead of coffee.

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