At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
Production
Peak mid-2000s aesthetic: Juicy Couture, flip phones, FHM magazine as plot device.
Acting
Paris Hilton playing 'rich terrible person'—method acting or just existing?
Director
William Heins
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
This was Paris Hilton's second starring role after 'The Hottie and the Nottie'—part of her brief, fascinating attempt to become a movie star before reality TV reclaimed her.
The film was barely released theatrically and reportedly made under $100,000—Simon Rex later called it 'a movie that doesn't exist' in interviews.
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