

What if your local congressman literally needed a software update?
Up-and-coming politico Robert Soxer is making a last-minute campaign appearance at a small kitchen and bath remodeling shop. The shop’s owner, Leon, is an ardent supporter, and takes Soxer and his entourage on a quick tour. Meanwhile, shop worker Rachael, despondent over her recent breakup with coworker Rick, makes a startling discovery — the candidate is far from what he appears to be, giving new meaning to the term “political machine.” As the group leaves, Rachael tries to convince Rick of what she’s seen, but he misinterprets her warnings. Will Rachael be able to stop Soxer’s ascent to power and redeem herself in Rick’s eyes?
Practical Effects
Gloriously janky robot effects on a shoestring
Writing
Eight minutes of escalating absurdity, no fat
Acting
Hugh Hill's uncanny-valley politician grin

Director
William R. Coughlan
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Director William R. Coughlan reportedly shot this in a single day at an actual working showroom.
Released mid-Bush era, it's a time capsule of early-2000s political cynicism before 'fake news' became everyday language.