A cleaner, a cow, and a world-ending supervillain — Turkish secret service has never been this incompetent.
The Dutch supervillain Freek van Dyk is keeping the world on tenterhooks - and the world's best secret services can only stand by and watch. Finally, the Turkish Ayran Secret Service intervenes. However, there is a mix-up, because after two of the ASS men are eliminated, ASS head Süleyman is looking for a "Süper agent" and mistakes the clueless Indian cleaner Ranjid for one. He actually just wants to cure his sick cow, but suddenly has to save the world.
Acting
Rutger Hauer's villain — Oscar nominee slumming gloriously.
Production
Turkish-German-Dutch chaos somehow got financed. HOW.
Director
Michael Karen
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Kaya Yanar was already Germany's biggest ethnic comedy star; this film torpedoed his movie career so thoroughly he returned to TV within months.
The 'Ayran Secret Service' pun only works in German — Ayran (yogurt drink) sounds like 'Aryan,' making this accidentally even more cursed for native speakers.
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