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Tom Green commits crimes for Harvard tuition. What could go wrong? EVERYTHING.
TMDB
48
IMDb
51
Rotten Tomatoes
9
Audience Score
39
Google
60
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Stealing Harvard (2002)

Chaotic buddy comedyEarly 2000s nonsenseCriminally stupid

Overview

ComedyDramaCrime

John and his girlfriend have vowed to marry once they save $30,000 for their dream house. But the minute they achieve their financial goal, John finds out his niece has been accepted at Harvard, and he's reminded of his promise to pay for her tuition (nearly $30,000). John's friend Duff convinces him to turn to petty crime to make the payment … but Duff's hare-brained schemes spin quickly out of control.

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Content warning
housecollegeunclefoolmoneyrobberyharvard universitystudiespetty crimes
Family obligation vs. personal dreamsThe absurdity of American higher ed costsLoyalty to terrible friends

Standout Aspects

Acting

Jason Lee's exasperated everyman vs. Tom Green's unhinged chaos.

Writing

Bruce McCulloch's Kids in the Hall DNA peeks through the studio mess.

Best for:Streaming: Late-night scroll when you've seen everything else.·Friends: Irony appreciation required. Genuine laughs optional.·Background: Clean your apartment. Glance up occasionally.
Bruce McCulloch

Director

Bruce McCulloch

ReleasedSep 13, 2002
Runtime1h 25m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitymedium
Tonelight
Feellight
Budget$25M·Revenue$14.3M
Imagine Entertainment
Revolution Studios

Top Cast

Jason Lee

Jason Lee

John Plummer

Tom Green

Tom Green

Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy

Leslie Mann

Leslie Mann

Elaine Warner

Megan Mullally

Megan Mullally

Patty Plummer

Dennis Farina

Dennis Farina

Mr. Warner

Tammy Blanchard

Tammy Blanchard

Noreen Plummer

Richard Jenkins

Richard Jenkins

Honorable Judge Emmett Cook

Chris Penn

Chris Penn

David Loach

John C. McGinley

John C. McGinley

Detective Charles

Seymour Cassel

Seymour Cassel

Uncle Jack

Don Wilson

Don Wilson

Loach's Friend

Martin Starr

Martin Starr

Liquor Store Clerk

Bruce McCulloch

Bruce McCulloch

Fidio the Lawyer

Mary Gillis

Mary Gillis

Duff's Mom

Ken Magee

Ken Magee

Butcher

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Deep Dive

Trivia, insights & behind the scenes

Trivia

This bombed so hard ($14M budget, ~$14M worldwide) that it helped kill Tom Green's leading man era. The early 2000s were BRUTAL.

Insight

Bruce McCulloch basically disowned this studio-meddled mess; his original cut was apparently darker and weirder. The 'Bark like a dog!' scene? Pure unfiltered Tom Green improvisation that made the final cut by accident.

YouTube

Stealing Harvard - Trailer 1 (Tom Green)

Stealing Harvard - Trailer 1 (Tom Green)

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