A man, a biscuit empire, and a wife who ran off with the dough. Literally.
Nic Goldstein is on the edge. His business is on the brink of collapse, his young wife is missing with the company coffers and his only hope is to win the next pitch. It's crunch time.
Acting
Henry Goodman sells manic desperation like his pension depends on it.
Writing
Dialogue so painfully corporate you'll recognize your own boss.
Director
Tania Emery
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
The title parodies the 1967 musical 'How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying,' swapping corporate ladder-climbing for literal crumbling biscuits.
At 20 minutes, this fits a growing trend of 'lunch break cinema' — complete narratives designed for fragmented attention spans and streaming algorithms.
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