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The Swedish Bikini Team saves the world from mutant yeast. No, really. That's the plot.
TMDB
80

Never Say Never Mind (2003)

SO-bad-it's-goodUnhinged 2000s cheeseSpy spoof chaos

Overview

ComedyAdventureAction

NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits.

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Standout Aspects

Practical Effects

Buckingham Palace sequences with clearly not-Buckingham locations

Writing

"Mutant yeast strain" as a genuine geopolitical threat

Best for:Friends: Irony-fueled group roast sessions with beverages·Background: Something absurd playing while you scroll your phone
Heads up:Sexual Content: Bikini team premise is exactly as exploitative as 2003 sounds
B

Director

Buzz Feitshans IV

ReleasedAug 26, 2003
Runtime1h 33m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitymedium
Tonelight
Feellight

Top Cast

John Rhys-Davies

John Rhys-Davies

Bruce Payne

Bruce Payne

Nick Brimble

Nick Brimble

Eric Loren

Eric Loren

Vincent Marzello

Vincent Marzello

William Hope

William Hope

Denis Lill

Denis Lill

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Cultural

The 'Swedish Bikini Team' originated as a 1991 Old Milwaukee beer ad campaign that got pulled for sexism, then somehow became this film's entire premise.

Trivia

Director Buzz Feitshans IV is the son of a Predator producer, which explains approximately nothing about this film's existence.

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