

15 minutes. Five women. One carriage. Absolute carnage.
In Regency-era London, five women waiting for a carriage descend into a frenzy of vicious gossip.
Acting
Five performers doing Shakespeare-level damage with side-eye.
Writing
Every line a dagger—dialogue tighter than corset laces.
Direction
Single location, escalating tension, zero escape.

Director
Brian Fairbairn
Trivia, insights & behind the scenes
Fairbairn and Eccleston created this after their viral 'Severance' sketch; they crowdfunded under £10k and shot in a single day in a Hampstead garden.
The title refers to British soldiers but here weaponizes class-coded femininity—'Tommies' as cannon fodder in social warfare, not warfare proper.